I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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