Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just want to make out with him forever
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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