guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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