I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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