If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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