I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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