Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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