when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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