Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
