I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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