Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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