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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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