i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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