mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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