oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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