you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
COCAINE IS GR8
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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