I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm both gender and math confused
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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