She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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