It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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