I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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