TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
