Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
