we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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