Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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