my sisters under your porch take her home
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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