just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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