Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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