need another drink. this is the easiest way
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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