Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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