Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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