we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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