He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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