lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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