my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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