My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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