I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i now understand why vodka
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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