I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
3 2 1 whiskey
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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