What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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