I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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