no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I think my fart just growled at me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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