just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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