You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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