so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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