In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
tell me about the fingering
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