I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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