My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
