I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
