Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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