So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Apparently you make a good broom.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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