I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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