Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
its liver damage thursday
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
