you guys were way drunker than both of me
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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