You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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