the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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