did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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